Something for my fans...

1. What cause or condition could you be the poster child for?
Which one couldn't I be the poster child for is more like it!!! I can nicely fit my craziness into any cause or condition- except for maybe penis ailments...

2. Do you know CPR?
Yes- and I've used it!

3. How happy are you in general?
Not much lately- it comes and go. I wish I could get it to stay longer!!!

4. Have you ever been swindled out of money?
Yes, why yes I have.

5. Are you into the whole anime craze?
Nope.

6. Do you have a secret life that few are aware of?
Yes- mum's the word people...

7. Have you ever witnessed or experienced smegma?
I once had a Col. of the USAF stand up for me and call an Air Force Academy Cadet- dick cheese. Does that count?

8. When was the last time you did something illegal?
Walmart- stold some mascara I put in my purse - forgot about it until I was at home and looking for something in my purse.

9. Have you ever had a bad reaction to a medication?
Yes.

10. If you could say one thing to Sarah Palin, what would it be?
Pull my finger! And then I'd knock her glasses off and run out of the room making Daffy Duck noises. WoohooWOoHOO!