1. What cause or condition could you be the poster child for?
Which one couldn't I be the poster child for is more like it!!! I can nicely fit my craziness into any cause or condition- except for maybe penis ailments...
2. Do you know CPR?
Yes- and I've used it!
3. How happy are you in general?
Not much lately- it comes and go. I wish I could get it to stay longer!!!
4. Have you ever been swindled out of money?
Yes, why yes I have.
5. Are you into the whole anime craze?
Nope.
6. Do you have a secret life that few are aware of?
Yes- mum's the word people...
7. Have you ever witnessed or experienced smegma?
I once had a Col. of the USAF stand up for me and call an Air Force Academy Cadet- dick cheese. Does that count?
8. When was the last time you did something illegal?
Walmart- stold some mascara I put in my purse - forgot about it until I was at home and looking for something in my purse.
9. Have you ever had a bad reaction to a medication?
Yes.
10. If you could say one thing to Sarah Palin, what would it be?
Pull my finger! And then I'd knock her glasses off and run out of the room making Daffy Duck noises. WoohooWOoHOO!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Rock-Star Finalist- oh yeah!!!
1. Your personal favorite attack move?
Like Robin- I too read it as attack "movie" disappointed it isn't... attack move- anyone who can work a mean pair of num-chucks (?)- and it's not really an attack move- more of a great defense move- but I love people who can catch knives thrown at them and throw them right back- favorite!!!!
2. What was the last thing you stole?
magnets
3. Have you read about DMT? If so, would you ever try it?
no- don't know about it
4. Why come you got no tattoo?
why come you don't ask questions properly?
5. Which Golden Girl would be the best First Lady and why?
hmmm- it's a toss up between Sophia and Dorothy- maybe they could be a P and VP combo...
6. What would you call an animal that was part unicorn and part cat?
One-eyed One-horned Flying-Purple-People-Eater
7. When's the best time to use the phrase "highly unlikely"?
when asked by a cop if you've been drinking and driving-
8. Your all time favorite comedian?
Love Brett Leake- and Don Rickles
9. Would you rather climb or jump?
Jump!!! Everybody- jump jump...
10. If you had a robot assistant, what would you make it do?
chores- and wake Robin up every morning singing the Name Game- let's do Robin!!!
Oh the fun- good times...
Like Robin- I too read it as attack "movie" disappointed it isn't... attack move- anyone who can work a mean pair of num-chucks (?)- and it's not really an attack move- more of a great defense move- but I love people who can catch knives thrown at them and throw them right back- favorite!!!!
2. What was the last thing you stole?
magnets
3. Have you read about DMT? If so, would you ever try it?
no- don't know about it
4. Why come you got no tattoo?
why come you don't ask questions properly?
5. Which Golden Girl would be the best First Lady and why?
hmmm- it's a toss up between Sophia and Dorothy- maybe they could be a P and VP combo...
6. What would you call an animal that was part unicorn and part cat?
One-eyed One-horned Flying-Purple-People-Eater
7. When's the best time to use the phrase "highly unlikely"?
when asked by a cop if you've been drinking and driving-
8. Your all time favorite comedian?
Love Brett Leake- and Don Rickles
9. Would you rather climb or jump?
Jump!!! Everybody- jump jump...
10. If you had a robot assistant, what would you make it do?
chores- and wake Robin up every morning singing the Name Game- let's do Robin!!!
Oh the fun- good times...
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Thought you knew...
**A must see- The Darjeeling Limited!!!
1. Do you know anyone who is morbidly obese?
not particularly morbid- I know people who are fat and happy
2. What are some of the most beautiful songs you have ever heard?
Walt Disney classic movie showtunes
3. Are you generally likeable?
Indeed
4. How often do you feel left behind or forgotten?
Not so much- I tend to do the forgetting
5. Overall, how well do you think your parents did in raising you?
I raised myself
6. Do you think you're weird?
Weirdest!!!
7. Would you ever participate in a new or experimental drug trial?
Yes- depending
8. Do you intimidate people (intentionally or not)?
I think I do- hey, what are you looking at?
9. What are some hurtful or stinging remarks that relatives have made to you?
White trailer trash- born in a bowling alley... need I say more
10. How much emotional baggage do you really carry?
Lots- and it's all carry on- I need to start checking my shit at the gate!
~Bonus Question~What makes you irresistible?
My eyes, smile, perky big toes...
Oh the questions and the answers- how sweet it is!
not particularly morbid- I know people who are fat and happy
2. What are some of the most beautiful songs you have ever heard?
Walt Disney classic movie showtunes
3. Are you generally likeable?
Indeed
4. How often do you feel left behind or forgotten?
Not so much- I tend to do the forgetting
5. Overall, how well do you think your parents did in raising you?
I raised myself
6. Do you think you're weird?
Weirdest!!!
7. Would you ever participate in a new or experimental drug trial?
Yes- depending
8. Do you intimidate people (intentionally or not)?
I think I do- hey, what are you looking at?
9. What are some hurtful or stinging remarks that relatives have made to you?
White trailer trash- born in a bowling alley... need I say more
10. How much emotional baggage do you really carry?
Lots- and it's all carry on- I need to start checking my shit at the gate!
~Bonus Question~What makes you irresistible?
My eyes, smile, perky big toes...
Oh the questions and the answers- how sweet it is!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
And here we go...
Mediabistro’s ??? of the week...
1. Do you know anyone employed in the adult entertainment industry?
yes
2. Have you ever dated someone that you felt was out of your league?
no, I am the one who is out of their league
3. What do you really need at this very moment?
a crazy, hysterical, can't stop, fit of laughter in an inappropriate setting
4. After blowing your nose into a tissue, how often do you look to see what you've collected?
only look at what I've collected after a good pick
5. What would be the best thing someone could tell you today?
I've changed my mind
6. Approximately how many times per day do you pee?
just about every hour at work- not so much when I'm at home- 15.25
7. Have you ever had dandruff?
no- maybe- not that anyone has pointed out
8. Are your toenails presently in need of a trim?
sorta'
9. When was the last time you made a racist/sexist remark?
does calling someone Treno-Sticks count?
10. What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced?
broken nose- when they pulled out all the stuff and stuff that kept my nose set for weeks-
~Bonus Question~Random confession time has visited us once again. Go on and get it off your chest.
WHY????????
Ok folks- them the berries...
1. Do you know anyone employed in the adult entertainment industry?
yes
2. Have you ever dated someone that you felt was out of your league?
no, I am the one who is out of their league
3. What do you really need at this very moment?
a crazy, hysterical, can't stop, fit of laughter in an inappropriate setting
4. After blowing your nose into a tissue, how often do you look to see what you've collected?
only look at what I've collected after a good pick
5. What would be the best thing someone could tell you today?
I've changed my mind
6. Approximately how many times per day do you pee?
just about every hour at work- not so much when I'm at home- 15.25
7. Have you ever had dandruff?
no- maybe- not that anyone has pointed out
8. Are your toenails presently in need of a trim?
sorta'
9. When was the last time you made a racist/sexist remark?
does calling someone Treno-Sticks count?
10. What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced?
broken nose- when they pulled out all the stuff and stuff that kept my nose set for weeks-
~Bonus Question~Random confession time has visited us once again. Go on and get it off your chest.
WHY????????
Ok folks- them the berries...
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Ahhh the questions...
What a boring morning!! Thank goodness for the questions. What a quick pick-me-upper :)
1. Have you ever knowingly used someone to get something you want?
Yes- sorry about it!
2. In your opinion, is there a particular part of the world that produces exceptionally engaging or interesting people?
The Netherlands- such engaging people
3. What is an instant buzz kill for you?
This question!
4. Are there any general assumptions you find have some truth to them?
What goes around, comes around...
5. If you had a personal assistant, what tasks would you delegate to him/her?
Keeping my house clean!!! I hates chores!!! And also, designated driver, yeah- that's the ticket
6. What would your ideal personal assistant look like?
Alfred- me too, good call!
7. Have you ever seriously choked on a piece of food?
No- but I did save Robin's life by Heimlich Manuever
8. What sayings or colloquialisms are unique to your geographic area?
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke
9. Is there the contact information/address of a deceased person in your email address book or cell phone roster?
Not anymore, poor Aunt B hung in there for awhile
10. In what ways are you inept?
Relationships
~Bonus Question~Who; what; when; where; and why?
Who: You
What: stink!
When: this week
Where: everywhere
Why: why not?
1. Have you ever knowingly used someone to get something you want?
Yes- sorry about it!
2. In your opinion, is there a particular part of the world that produces exceptionally engaging or interesting people?
The Netherlands- such engaging people
3. What is an instant buzz kill for you?
This question!
4. Are there any general assumptions you find have some truth to them?
What goes around, comes around...
5. If you had a personal assistant, what tasks would you delegate to him/her?
Keeping my house clean!!! I hates chores!!! And also, designated driver, yeah- that's the ticket
6. What would your ideal personal assistant look like?
Alfred- me too, good call!
7. Have you ever seriously choked on a piece of food?
No- but I did save Robin's life by Heimlich Manuever
8. What sayings or colloquialisms are unique to your geographic area?
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke
9. Is there the contact information/address of a deceased person in your email address book or cell phone roster?
Not anymore, poor Aunt B hung in there for awhile
10. In what ways are you inept?
Relationships
~Bonus Question~Who; what; when; where; and why?
Who: You
What: stink!
When: this week
Where: everywhere
Why: why not?
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Randomski's
1. In what ways are you naughty?
Multiple unknown super undercover smoke breaks
2. What do you continuously find yourself justifying?
Alcohol relaxes your inhibitions
3. Other than you, who know you the best?
Robocop
4. In your opinion, is there a particular part of the world that produces exceptionally odd or strange people?
Northern Europe- strangely tall and big footed, ladies too
5. How spiritually evolved do you think you are?
I think I'm at level 5
6. When was the last time you were awestruck by the attractiveness of a stranger?
Today- not really the attractiveness, but definitely awestruck. I'd like to give a shout out to Andrea at the bridal gown store!!!
7. Do you have a secret bank account or money stash that no one knows about?
Of course, so secret I don't know about it either...
8. In what ways are you a survivor?
Like Reba, "I'm a Survivor"
9. Is there someone that you just don't like, despite your best efforts?
Yes, Robin's secret best friend
10. If you were in a plane that was plummeting to the ground, what would be your final thoughts?
How do I land this sucker safely, and make sure I get Exit Row organized for the fast exit. Plans A, B, and C if needed would be put into place
~Bonus Question~When was the last time you were naked in front of someone other than your partner or spouse?
Completely naked, birth
I am off to bed now. Once again, these are the questions- and those were my answers folks... Keep on keepin' on!!!
Multiple unknown super undercover smoke breaks
2. What do you continuously find yourself justifying?
Alcohol relaxes your inhibitions
3. Other than you, who know you the best?
Robocop
4. In your opinion, is there a particular part of the world that produces exceptionally odd or strange people?
Northern Europe- strangely tall and big footed, ladies too
5. How spiritually evolved do you think you are?
I think I'm at level 5
6. When was the last time you were awestruck by the attractiveness of a stranger?
Today- not really the attractiveness, but definitely awestruck. I'd like to give a shout out to Andrea at the bridal gown store!!!
7. Do you have a secret bank account or money stash that no one knows about?
Of course, so secret I don't know about it either...
8. In what ways are you a survivor?
Like Reba, "I'm a Survivor"
9. Is there someone that you just don't like, despite your best efforts?
Yes, Robin's secret best friend
10. If you were in a plane that was plummeting to the ground, what would be your final thoughts?
How do I land this sucker safely, and make sure I get Exit Row organized for the fast exit. Plans A, B, and C if needed would be put into place
~Bonus Question~When was the last time you were naked in front of someone other than your partner or spouse?
Completely naked, birth
I am off to bed now. Once again, these are the questions- and those were my answers folks... Keep on keepin' on!!!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
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