Ahhh the questions...

What a boring morning!! Thank goodness for the questions. What a quick pick-me-upper :)

1. Have you ever knowingly used someone to get something you want?
Yes- sorry about it!

2. In your opinion, is there a particular part of the world that produces exceptionally engaging or interesting people?
The Netherlands- such engaging people

3. What is an instant buzz kill for you?
This question!

4. Are there any general assumptions you find have some truth to them?
What goes around, comes around...

5. If you had a personal assistant, what tasks would you delegate to him/her?
Keeping my house clean!!! I hates chores!!! And also, designated driver, yeah- that's the ticket

6. What would your ideal personal assistant look like?
Alfred- me too, good call!

7. Have you ever seriously choked on a piece of food?
No- but I did save Robin's life by Heimlich Manuever

8. What sayings or colloquialisms are unique to your geographic area?
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke

9. Is there the contact information/address of a deceased person in your email address book or cell phone roster?
Not anymore, poor Aunt B hung in there for awhile

10. In what ways are you inept?
Relationships

~Bonus Question~Who; what; when; where; and why?
Who: You
What: stink!
When: this week
Where: everywhere
Why: why not?