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Well Sir- I'm bored, and just my luck Robin has posted her Random Questions. And here we go...

1. How would the person who likes you the least describe you?
bossy, nosey, controlling, and over the top loud

2. How would the person who loves you the most describe you?
(fill in the blank whomever you are) ___________

3. How would you describe you?
practically perfect in every way

4. What is your favorite song at the moment?
Darth Vader's Imperial March

5. When was the last time you displayed false humility?
when I fake lost a game of pool to my brother- with a wink, a nudge, and a "good game"

6. Do you have any hypochondriac tendencies?
my picking at my eyes, could be borderline hypo

7. Do you have a shit list, and if so, how many people are on it?
why yes I do!!! Right now, about 3 people

8. Have you ever accepted an invitation to an event and then canceled because something better came up?
I've often looked for better things to come up- but end of going to the accepted invitation

9. Do you have any obsessive compulsive traits?
Christmas Tree Decorations

10. Have you ever slept with someone on a first date?
Maybe on Last Call- but not a first date, never

~Bonus Question~Have you ever had a hemorrhoid?
Again, maybe on Last Call... I think that's what his nickname was

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My Favorite Aunt...

Hi Nancy!!!

Random Questions of the Week

So - I don't see Robin's Random Thursday Questions of the week, once again- as stated it is my duty to provide the questions when necessary... so here we go!

1. When showering- in what order do you wash and clean yourself, including hair? Were you taught or did you perfect your own strategy??

I am impressed with my 2 minute showers- I start with shampooing my hair and rinse, I put in the conditioner and while it's doing it's magic, I wash from the top of the neck down, ending with my left foot. Then I wash my face- and rinse out my hair and facial soap all at the same moment- and hop out. Proud to say- self taught :)

2. Who is the biggest gossip in your family?

I think it's me, close 2nd is Robs, and Nancy and Heather are at a neck and neck tie.

3. Who is the most influential person in your life right now?

Besides me, and I am very impressed with Robin and her business. She's got smarts beyond belief and inspires me every day to think about what I really want to do- and not be afraid to just do it.

4. Have you ever been constipated, and if so what did you do?

Sadly to say, it's my latest ailment. I ate some apples- somewhere I think I remember hearing about apples and the possibilities- this morning, along with some coffee recommended by others- IT WORKED!!! Feeling much better thank you.

5. What reality TV Show would you want to be on right now?

I would love to get Molly and Peter, and myself on the Dog Whisperer... I just wonder- really wonder, if he could master the walk. I know from every episode, the people all have their doubts, and he proves them wrong and takes over in a matter of minutes turning their pets into well behaved dogs, etc... But, I really do have my doubts how the walk would go with Peter and Molly- it would be so fun to watch and hopefully learn.

6. Do you have a certain word or phrase you always use that you are aware of? If not- ask your friends/ family for the answer...

Mine is the word "All right..." said at the end of conversations when I am ready to leave and get going. I think you all know my voice and exactly how I say it. I was unaware of it, until my "All right" was interrupted by an unsuspecting person of what it means, and the reactions that followed were hillarious- and now aware of it, I do use it all the time. Even my dogs know when I say "All right" that's it- whatever we are doing is over. I even have heard my taped calls at work that are monitored- and I use it with my customers all the time too. Funny.

7. What video game would you challenge your friends to for a $1,000,000 prize. (hmmm- thinking about my own new reality TV show- probably video games from the past... copyrighted people- so you can't steal my idea)

Tetris. Any challengers? And possibly Frogger. Depending on how far we go back. I would love to add Mortal Kombat to my list, but you know who you are- can pretty much always beat me. Oh- and Mario Kart- but then Coley and Toad can do some damage on certain courses.

8. Out of all the people you know- who would you vote for President?

Again me. I think the way I run things is extremely the right way... lol Besides myself, I would vote for - Mom on her good days. She was really genuine, an excellent debater, very thoughtful, very smart, talented, a natural pack leader, great with people of all varieties, and an awesome DJ- Mom's tunes are the best!!!

9. If you were President- what would be you number 1 change? And who would be your VP??

Change- I would really look into the wealth of our nation- and how we could change to make life more affordable for the majority of people, who are working but struggling paycheck to paycheck- not everyone can be a millionaire- so there has got to be a way to make health insurance, housing, a good education, etc... easier on these folks- get back to being able to sustain the way of life- without both parents needing to work full time jobs, being able to spend more time with friends and family and enjoy the Quality of Life- not the quantity and the greed.

VP- probably a shocker to the only person who reads my blog- but right now I would like to put Steve-O-Rino in the position. I like his ideas and think we could come up with some excellent changes- only because I'm in charge, but would really like his input. (Sorry Robs)

10. What is your favorite- cheeseiest- movie of all times?

Flash Gordon people- see it!!! It's so bad, awesomely bad. However, they did get "Queen" to do their soundtrack- interesting...

~Bonus Question~ What is the weirdest game you ever made up to play when you were a child, an original home-made that makes you laugh to this day?

I have a bag full- and they all make me giggle- and I wonder if we (my siblings and I) were to play them now- what the outcomes would be, especially Rocket Rides- I think I could finally get a Rocket Ride from my brother Coley- I was the oldest and always had to give the Rocket Rides- I think Robin tried, but no real luck- I would love to have been them for a day to be the receiver of an awesome Rocket Ride down a flight of stairs... back to the question...

I will go with Bulls. There are 4 of us - and we would compete one on one in the family room on all fours, and fight like bulls, and I think winner took on the next oponent. I wonder though- I don't think I have ever seen bulls fight eachother- so who knows how I came up with the idea. It was fun though. Being the oldest won me many rounds :)

And those are the questions of the week- I hope to see them answered by all!!!

Back in the saddle again...

Ahhh- back in Tampa. What a week. Last Friday, flew to Richmond for a mini-family reunion of sorts, and the only people who read this know exactly how that went. And so, I am in the mood to answer the Thursday questions...

1. When was the last time you lost your dignity?
Hmmm- don't think that I have- yep, it's right here.

2. If you were forced to sing a karaoke song, what would you sing?
"Gold Finger" (Bah Baaaah Bummmm)

3. Do you own any fake or knock-off items that you pass off as the real deal?
Had a Rolex from Asia, bought out of the inside of a jacket, for $10. I thinks it was real...

4. Other than family, who are you most happy to see each day?
Molly Brown and Peter Martin- although Captain Merril Stubing is always a plus, and come to think of it so is The Quiet Man.

5. What have you learned by just hanging back and observing?
To speak up and stop hanging back- get out there people...

6. What item(s) must you buy every week?
Cig's

7. What are you presently on a quest for?
The perfect Sage-ish Green- Ivory White Fairy-Wedding Gown for Mands

8. Do you know any bimbos?
Like, I don't know, like maybe, like like like fur-sure

9. Do you have any true enemies?
Aaron possibly, Amy, (hmmm-maybe people who's names start with A)- Mands- I hope not

10. What do you need to get rid of but just can't bring yourself to part with it?
my Jaguar-

~Bonus Question~Have you ever been alarmed at the smell of your own body?
Yes- I have had some funky-ass breath, I don't think it was natural, and not a smell- but I only get one really-wet-sweaty-stain-marking-armpit. I call it the Army-Hair pit. Quite alarming I say!

Das ist alles! Ciao Leute!

Peter Martin poops in secret...

I never see him poop anymore- and he doesn't go in the house, so it is quite a mystery. Not sure what is going on. Molly on the other hand, has unbelievable poop control. She can stop mid-poop to keep Peter Martin from stealing her soccer ball, recover said ball, and move to another corner of the yard- and finish. Wow. I can't do that, but then again, I've never had to defend anything mid-poop. Curious, says I.

So- as you might have noticed, random Thursday questions were not posted this week. Another mystery. Possibly Janet was mid-poop, and could not stop- so decided to for-go the questions and continue about her business. I accept the challenge, being Janet's number 2- and will post this week's random questions.

1. Can you walk by a mirror, window, what have you- and not look at your reflection to check yourself out?
No, I cannot. I don't know if it's obsessive or not- but I always got to check my shit out.

2. Do you pick or blow your nose?
I cannot successfully blow my nose- it is not a talent I possess, so toilet paper in hand, I do the former. Disgusting, but these are the random questions people.

3. Do you possess the "spitting" talent?
This is something I cannot do as well. I can spit my gum out like a baseball player, pretty far too- but normal spit- I got nothing. Except maybe some left over drool by the attempt.

4. What is something you ate regularly as a kid, but no longer eat?
Bologna sandwiches. It went out when my mom stopped making my lunches. I see you can still purchase Bologna, so people- probably unfortunate kids, are still eating it. But do adults? I say no way jose.

5. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
Answer to follow to those who leave comments- I want to know what you think may be the answer.

6. Fundraisers, do you think all the money raised really goes to the cause?
I hope so- my sister and I received an award for most money raised for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Tampa this week. And then we bowled. (oooh, interesting word bowled- fits right in there with my toilet humor this morning)

7. What is your highest bowling score?
recently 188, overall, 277.

8. Thoughts about manners, are they necessary or are they for conformists?
I believe they are necessary, and that you are not a conformist if you have good manners. It's a lost art that I wish more people took notice of.

9. Now a days, are there really "accidental" pregnancies?
I say in rare occasions yes, like people who have their tubes tied, and thought they were good to go, but for whatever reason became pregnant. Other than that- nope.

10. Out of the 20 people you know personally, and you were on Survivor- who would be the first to be voted off? and who would you keep till the end??
Off the island- Aaron, former co-worker- or possibly Steve Holmes for those of you who know comedy. Keepers- Bandersnatch. She's good people, and I'm oldest- enough said.

~Bonus Question~ Please list your 6 favorite numbers, 1-59- I'm playing lotto this week. Those of you who are curious about my 6 favorite numbers, well they are 1, 25, 8, 12, 23, 22, and 35.

Thanks for playing. I'm looking forward to this upcoming weekend in Richmond. Any bad vibes??

K-Rock City is out!

Mandross

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Hi...

...Robin!